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Canada and Ireland: BOLO!
Attention, fellow Canadians and friends in Ireland: Have you seen this man? If you have, please return him to Mexico, where he’s wanted: Canada or Ireland could be the two countries where one would...
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Aeromexico throws down the gauntlet
Hey, Drumpf! Think your wall is gonna amount to anything? This airline doesn’t: And it looks like they’ve got your number when it comes to bully tactics, too. You will never divide the world.
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The Madness of King Don
Many years ago, I saw a movie. It was full of Pink Floyd songs, and it was all about a troubled, alienated little boy whose father died fighting the Nazis in World War II. Everything that happened to...
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Headline Howler: FUX Snooze finally gets an accurate chyron
Finally, FUX Snooze accidentally lets slip just how useless and worthless their crap is. Makes sense really, since it panders to a literally dying demographic, namely cranky old white men who like to...
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Drumpf is turning his own voters into Mexicans!
Am I feeling the Schadenfreude? You bet I am. These people voted for this. They wanted a wall? Well, now they’re GETTING one. Right through their own backyards, quite literally. And if they’re still...
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Q. How do you salute the man who shits on your country?
A: By wiping your ass on him. Literally. No, really! Yes, this is a real product. And where will it be sold? Why, in Mexico…where else? He went from anger to creativity. Antonio Battaglia, a lawyer...
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CIA director admits to wanting regime change in Venezuela
Holy fucking shit, get a load of Donnie’s chief spook here: Mike Pompeo, verbatim: “Any time you have a country as large and with the economic capacity of a country like Venezuela, America has a deep...
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The incredible egotism of Donnie Drumpf
How bad is it when you actually have to applaud Donnie for FINALLY spelling “unprecedented” right? Well…so bad that he’s still tripping over his dick even as Houston lies underwater. He’d rather bully...
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Always ask before grabbing a pussy.
Hey, Donnie! Your Uncle Vicente from Mexico has a message for you: Now, personally, I didn’t like this dude much when he was president of Mexico. Too right-wing. Too dumb. Too much the Mexican...
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Dowdy Dickie gets dissed!
Ahem. Just a little theme music to get you in the mood for what’s to come, folkies. I’m a bit under the weather (read: sore and stiff from all the cold and damp), but I’m always in the mood to be...
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Mexican boxer brings down Donnie’s great white hope
Oh, this is just too good not to share: And yes, I am totally feeling the Schadenfreude here.
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Tomi Lahren self-pwns…over and over and over again.
Oh, how sorry I feel for this professionally peeved little idiot. Not only has her own genealogy come back to haunt her (bigly), she’s done other dumb things too in the name of hating on undocumented...
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These fucking scumbags, though.
Well, you know what they say about scum…it floats. And these slimeballs are the topmost layer on a very turbid pond of crapaganda. I know from turbid ponds of crap. When I was six, seven years old, my...
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A well-deserved booing
First, here’s what this evil woman did to deserve it: And here is what she got for it: Yup, Donnie’s homeland security secretary got mike-checked…at a Mexican restaurant. Which she fully deserved....
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John Oliver gets Venezuela wrong…
…and the Majority Report calls him out for it: Given that Donnie has been calling for a coup, it’s irresponsible AT BEST for him to be a typical idiot anglo gringo about a country he knows nothing about.
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Mexican student invents biodegradable straws from avocado fibres
How’s this for a timely solution? A young guy who probably has eaten his share of avocados has come up with a novel use for them, one that could help reduce plastic waste in general…and the kind...
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Bawwww, snowflakes!
Suck it up, ‘wingers…until you’re gone, you’re never gonna hear the end of it. You voted for nasty, you GET nasty. And oh yeah: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS.
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Fuck off, Melania.
I mean, what else is there to say to her little pity party here except that, and WOMP, WOMP? Yeah, I’m sure she really IS the most bullied person in the world. Kids in Yemen are starving while the US’s...
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The perfect holiday gift for conservatives’ little sex-punishments
Hey, white fundies! What’s the perfect gift for those kids you didn’t WANT to have, but were taught by some brimstone-belching preacher that you owed to your imaginary god and your equally imaginary...
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Ammon Bundy’s stopped-clock moment
No, this is not a joke. He’s actually had a moment of some clarity here, even if he did come to it by a roundabout route: Well, I did Nazi that coming. All kidding aside, though, kudos to Ammon for...
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